What I Learned from Resident Evil: Extinction

WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD

1. It is actually possible for the sequel to the sequel to a videogame movie to be pretty good. Who knew?

2. The T-Virus is the true cause of global warming.

3. The khukri is the weapon of choice is post-apocalyptic America. Khukris and guns.

4. Get used to the fact that everyone you know is going to die if Milla Jovovich shows up.

5. A murder of crows exploding is one of life's simpler joys.

6. Even after the end of the world, the corporations will still be trying to take it over.

7. Seriously, watch out for Milla Jovovich.

8. Las Vegas is fucked without humanity.

9. As always, trying to domesticate or educate zombies never ends well.

10. Yes, we get it screenwriters; you"re trying to make references to the games. Now stop saying "biohazard” every five seconds.

11. Despite the afore mentioned danger, Milla Jovovich is sex on a stick. And an entire warehouse full of nude, pre-waxed Millas feeling the trill of life for the first time is a vision of erotic loveliness I never knew I was missing until I first laid eyes upon it.